You know what's kinda cool, but kinda sucks? I am looking to get a new car and the type of car that I am interested in is something like a Ford Crown Victoria, or a Mercury Grand Marquis. I know they're basically the same thing, but that's what I want so fuck you. Anyways, these cars are considered "old man" cars. Well I'm already kind of crotchety at times, I think I might just settle into "Old Mandom" at an early age. Fuck it, I'm looking forward to being an old man. I think I will be a hip old man. Or an asshole. Hopefully both I guess.

Hey, in the last Metal Gear Solid installment, Solid Snake was an old man, and he is still cool in my book. Fuckin' A, Solid Snake is a bad motherfucker.