OK, I mentioned my mom and brother, so don't think I'm letting dear old dad off the hook just yet. So, we all know the Jewish expression "Oy Vay" right? I know you're familiar with it, you hear Jews say it all the time. Well there was a time when my dad listened to Howard Stern a lot, and as we all know Howard is half Jewish. Well sometimes Howard says Oy Vay, because he's Jewish. After a while my dad started saying it all the time too. Actually he said "Aye Vay". Which as you can imagine is twice as annoying. My dad would say Aye Vay. And I wanted to grab him y his shirt collar and say "Look motherfucker, it's Oy Vay, not Aye Vay. Besides you aren't even Jewish, you're Catholic! Stop it before I really lose control." That wouldn't have went over too well though. So I just sat there in quiet contemplation of what I wanted to do. Yeah, I guess it's probably better that way.
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