I remember when I was a kid, one time my brother and I were hanging out on the back patio, and I was standing on a picnic table bench so I could see over the privacy fence. Well, my brother was walking by so I grabbed my his head and shoved his face into my ass and farted. That's what he gets for stabbing me in the arm with a pencil one time. Hey, no one is allowed to fuck with my brother except for me. I can do that shit.
You know, come to think of it. He stabbed me with the pencil because I had my hands around his neck, singing into his head like a microphone. Maybe I deserved it.
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