Why is it called a 'pair of pants'? It's only one item. If you go into a dressing room to try on a 'pair of pants' it's only considered one garment. I think if they're going to call it a 'pair of pants' then they ought to hang a little card with a 2 on it on the door while you're in the dressing room.
Here is a nice way to refer to a butt: Doo Doo Port. Huh? You go up to a girl and say " Hey, that's a nice Doo Doo Port you got there, honey." I think she'd pretty much have to go home with you after that. I've also heard of a butt being referred to as a 'Turd Cutter', but that sounds a little too crass for my taste.
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