- Emeril Lagasse - BAM! No man should ever be named Emeril.
- Tom Cruise - I think we've all gotten our fill of this guy. Especially Katie Holmes.
- Donald Trump - I don't think I have to explain this one.
- Ann Coulter - Have you ever heard the things this soulless cunt says?
- People who name their children after objects - This is a terrible thing to do to a child.
- Dennis Rodman - Is it me or does he remind you of a black Tommy Lee too?
- Ringo Starr - You will never be Paul, John, or George. Go the fuck away.
- Pro-Lifers - The ones that kill doctors. I thought they were Pro-Life?
- Amy Fisher - No matter how good you think you look, your sex tape sucked. So do you.
- Courtney Love - She might have had Kurt Cobain killed. 'Nuff said.
Honorable Mention:
- Dallas Cowboys - You either are a fan or you hate them. I'm not a fan.
- Kevin Federline - Because I know no one would disagree with this one.
- Fall Out Boy - Not only does their music suck, but Pete Wentz knocked up Ashlee Simpson before I could.
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