Don't you hate it when you're driving your car in adverse weather conditions, and you have a passenger that wants to talk to you and distract your attention from the road? I hate that, don't you? You just wanna throw them in the trunk and drive full speed in reverse into a wall and hope you're in a Pinto. Teach them a goddamn lesson for sure.
Don't you hate when someone you know, or someone near you has a creepy voice? You aren't sure why or what it is about his voice, you just know its creepy. And you wanna rip his throat out. And as you stand over them as they lay on the ground you wanna say "Talk now you creepy motherfucker!" Then take the shit you have in your hand and punt it. Fuck them, that's the least of their poblems at that point.
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