Random Thoughts

• You know the phrase "Hindsight is 20/20"? Well I think it should be Hindsight is 50/50. Because sometimes you do stupid shit and learn from it sometimes you don't. 50/50
• Ahhh the almighty caffeine. You know, people say that heroin is the most addictive drug, well I say bullshit. Its caffeine. Heroin is probably the worse one to get hooked on, but caffeine is the most addictive. I'm always right, I know what I'm talking about here.
• Although I have never seen anyone offering to suck a dick for a can of Mountain Dew. But that would be cool. I'd carry a 12 pack with me everywhere I went.
• So maybe I was wrong about caffeine being the most addictive drug. Don't get used to it, that doesn't happen often.