Remember the good old days of name calling? When you were a kid? You could call a guy with a shaved head skee-ball. Not anymore. You use stuff like that now and the kids will laugh at you while they beat the shit out of you. And I do mean THEY. No one ever fights one on one anymore. No one like to use their hands either. Everybody wants to use weapons. Well fuck you skee-ball, give me a "fair fight", something no one is familiar with these days, and one of us will be walking away. Guess what? It won't be you. And on a side note, that goes double for you stinky motherfuckers that refuse to wash. I'll beat your ass with a bar of soap. Take a bath asshole.

You know how you deal with a person like that? You have a friend or a family member that won't take a hint? Perhaps a co-worker or even just some asshole you encounter on a regular basis? You pour sand on that cocksucker. Guarantee you they will shower after that. No one can walk around with sand in their hair and ears. Wait until it makes it's way into their pants. Whoa! Once it's in their ass crack or crotch, they will take a goddamn shower. They might not completely remove the stink, but hey it's a start.