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Sunday, February 1, 2009

Well it looks like I'm back on the topic of suicide. I think about suicide a lot. Not committing it, just the act of doing so. And I have found justifiable reasons for doing it. Even though, once again, I DO NOT condone it. If you are going to be taken hostage and mercilessly beaten or tortured eventually to death, then I feel it is OK to kill yourself in order to avoid that. The other reason I can think of is to save another life or lives. If you doing something that results in your death, but keeps other people living, then go ahead. That won't bother me quite as much.
Have you ever been reading something and saw the phrase 'as much' and thought it said 'ass munch'? I do that all the time.
Here's a suicide joke for ya: I was so depressed the other day I climbed to the roof of a 14 story building and jumped off. The trouble was that I landed on the roof of a 13 story building. All I did was knock myself out and piss my pants in the process. So I got arrested for trespassing and public urination.
Wow, now that I read that I see that it wasn't quite as funny as it sounded in my head.

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