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Man I can't stress enough how gay baseball is. And I played baseball for a few years, so I can talk some shit about it. I think it would be cool if the New York Giants beat the shit out of the New York Yankees with baseball bats. I think the Yankees are one of the biggest reasons I despise baseball. I pretty much dislike all teams from New York, especially teams from New York that play in New Jersey. What kind of bullshit is that? Would it make since if the Cincinnati Bengals played home games in Springfield, Indiana? No. So fuck teams from New York, except for the Rangers. My good old New York Rangers. But other than them, fuck New York. Hey do you remember when that pitcher from the Yank-Mes flew a plane into a building by accident a few years ago? What was his name? Cory Lidle or Scott Lidle? Some shit like that. Anyway, I remember hearing in the news that a Yankee had hit a building while flying his plane across New York. I immediately knew it wasn't Gay-Rod when I heard this. You know how I knew? It was October. A-Rod doesn't hit anything in October!!