If I was on Death Row and I had a last meal, you know what I would get? I would get a meal of something that makes your feces smell terrible. Like maybe a whole meal from White Castle. Basically anything that will make my poop smell as horrible as possible, because just before they put me to death I want to shit myself and gross out as many people as possible. Let them strap me to the table for my lethal injection, then unleash hell. Or once I'm strapped into the electric chair pull out all the stops. Can you imagine that? Getting fried with my pants full of shit. That smell would be horrible. And my last words would be "I got doodies!" Just say that over and over again, in a retarded sounding voice.
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