Here is a Shocking Piece of Literature for You

Back when I was in either the 2nd or 3rd grade, so I was 7 - 9 years old, me, my mom, and my brother lived in this apartment complex called the Skywae Townhomes or some shit like that. So anyway, there was this tiny patch of grass at the end of the townhomes, and that was the only place for us children to play. Plus the patch of grass had these concrete pieces of tunnel or something to play with, in, or on. Low budget excitement. Now, there were these 2 dudes that were close to my age. I wish I could remember the names of those 2 little homos. One day gay boy 1 comes up to me and asks me if I want to join him and gay boy 2 out it the bushes for a game that they played. I told them that the bushes were further away than I was allowed to go. So me and the ambiguously gay duo headed into one of the concrete tunnel gizmos and I asked what the game was called. They said it was called "Sucking Pickles". Yeah, you believe that shit? That's why I called them gay boy 1 & 2. What I tell you next may shock you. Ok, so they tell me it's called sucking pickles and then they proceed to start blowing one another. Right in front of me. Like I wasn't even there. Taking turns going down on each other. One of them offers me his pecker and asks if I wanna try. I was like "uh, I think I have to go home now, in fact I know I have to go now." And I bolted. Still to this day it's hard to get the image of those 2 knob goblins blowing each other out of my head. I wonder who came in the other one's mouth first?