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Monday, September 21, 2009

Food for Thought

Take it from me kids, chicken wings and alcohol is not the best diet to live on. Raw steak and alcohol is a little better but still not very good. For about 2 years that's what I lived off of. Unlike milk, that does not do a body good.
Although eating very rare steak does help to strengthen your immune system. I can't tell you how many times I ate a still bloody rare london broil and washed it down with Budweiser, only to take a green shit the next day due to all of the bacteria I was expelling. But hey that's bacteria that's going down the shitter drain, not hanging out in my body. Those bastards went bowlin' in my colon. And they gutter balled.
Isn't garbanzo a funny word? Like garbanzo bean. It sounds like something you'd call a crazy person. "You'll never believe what happened to Jeff. His wife left him and took the kids. Now he's in a home because he went garbanzo. He is in a garbanzo facility."

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