Have you ever been so high that you were paralyzed from the waist down? Yeah me neither, I was just checking.
Now that I drive a white Ford Crown Victoria, I like to tailgate people at night. Pretend like I'm running their license plates. It's pretty fun. I watch my speedo and I don't go a single mph over the speed limit. I think i need to install a bike rack now.
It it just me or does anyone else ind Lois Griffin hot? She seems to me like she'd be the ideal woman. You know, if we were all cartoons or something.
Hows come chicken strips always seem to come to a point on one end?
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