More Max and Kirk

Hey, aren't boogers gross? Not your own, but other people's. One time a booger almost got my ass whipped. I was at "Kirk's " house and we were chillin' and I was picking my nose. I got a decent size booger and I rolled it up into a nice ball and flicked it. Unfortunately it landed on "Kirk's" arm. He was like "What the fuck is that?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!?" I had to apologize profusely. He was ready to beat my ass.

Another time when I was hanging out at "Max" and "Kirk's" place, we were watching T.V. and drinking and constantly fucking with each other. Well I had this silly little flip phone and "Max" asked if he could see it. So I let him and when I got it back I opened it up to look at it. "Max" wiped a booger on it and closed it back up and gave it to me. This sent me into a fury. I picked him up out of his chair and started dragging him by his arm. I was taking him outside to whip his ass. He pulled away and said "Fuck you." So I put him in a headlock and took him down. Then the little faggot pulled my hair so I would let go. Yeah, he pulled my fucking hair. Like a little bitch. As he stood up he punched me right in the side of my head. Then I drove him into the wall. It was chaos for a minute or two, but we ended up watching T.V. and doing shots of vodka together. I may have suffered a concussion during that episode because I had a headache for about 3 days. But "Max" broke his hand. He didn't know it until a week later when the knot on his hand didn't go away and the cold weather severely irritated his hand. So, HA! Fuck him, when we're 70 years old I will have forgotten about and when its really cold out and his hand hurts he will remember why.