Another Fun List

OK, here is another list of people we can do without.

1. Clay Aiken - Is he gay? Is he not? Is he gay? Is he not? He is, but it's too late now. No one cares.
2. Dave Navarro - This guy wears more makeup than most women. Plus he likes fingers in his ass.
3. Terry Bradshaw - He may have been a great QB for Pittsburgh Steelers in his day, but now the man is nuttier than squirrel turds.
4. Celine Dion - We only wish her plane would have a DJ AM "accident" on the runway.
5. Andrew Dice Clay - Didn't your career die about 20 years ago? I think it's time for you to join it. Go kill yourself.
6. Any Guy That Can Blow Himself - Stop it! You're just showing off asshole.
7. Political Celebrities - I don't give a shit who you support. Your job is to entertain me. And your political bullshit isn't entertaining me. Dance you puppets!
8. Antonio Banderas - Go fuck your gross looking wife and leave the rest of our women alone.
9. Steven Colbert - I don't care how you pronounce your name. "Fuck you, douche bag!" is only pronounced one way. Get it?
10. Richard Simmons - Wouldn't you like to see this guy have a heart attack or stroke while he is doing one of his faggotty exercises?

Honorable Mention

• Los Angeles Clippers - Have they achieved anything in the last 20 years? No? OK.
• Anyone With More than 3 Bumper Stickers - You are as insignificant as a housefly in Idaho to me. I hope you die in a fiery, twisted metal death because you weren't watching the road. You were reading a billboard that says 'Shit Happens'.
• John Mayer - He may be a really good guitar player, but he is creepy as FUCK looking. No thank you, sir. I'll pass on this shit.