Carnivore vs. Herbivore

Can anyone explain to me why someone would want to be a vegetarian or a vegan? This sounds like a dangerous idea to me. Not eating meat? That is absurd. I think it would be hilarious if a vegetarian was killed and eaten by a cannibal. To me, I don't see how the need for meat could be permanently suppressed. At least we won't have to worry about these weak, sissy, bitch motherfuckers rising up and taking over the world. You need to be a carnivore to do that. Or at least an Omnivore.