Everybody Loves Mexicans

Have you ever noticed that Mexicans do some weird shit? Some of them put that funky shag carpet looking shit on the ceiling of their cars. Some of them put their names in the back window of their trucks. They put chrome on everything. Some of them dress like cowboys. I once knew these Mexicans that would sit out in their truck, for hours at a time, and drink beer. They would have a few cases of Corona and they'd just drink and drink. Sometimes they offer a beer or two to my friends and I. "Cerveza mi amigo?" they'd ask. Well I don't know much Spanish, but I know when someone is offering me a beer. But the shit would be warm from sitting out in their truck all day. They didn't give a fuck. They drank the warm beer.

Hay have you ever tried to explain how chewing tobacco works to a Mexican that spoke almost no English? It's fun, try it sometime. My friends and I had a chance to show Portafilio how to do it. We couldn't explain to him that even though it's called "chewing tobacco" you don't actually chew it. He didn't get it. Also when we said don't swallow, he swallowed. Not just the juices, but some of the leaves too. It was Redman chewing tobacco, so it had the big leaves in it and shit.Anyways, I kinda felt bad watching him puke it back up. But it was funny.