Ever been in a fight where you really got your ass kicked? Or it just really embarrassed the shit out of you? Perhaps you were left with a shoe print on your face. What I'm talking about is anytime you have been on the losing side of a fight in anyway. Has it ever happened to you? If it has, I have one question for you. What's it like? That has never happened to me before. HA! You bitches.
One of my favorite musicians, Wednesday 13, has a song called 'Faith in the Devil', and I know that's a fucked up song or whatever. But the main riff to the song is so catchy. It's a hard and punishing riff. I can't help but sing the song to myself in my head while I'm at work. So, have some Faith in the Devil!
Today when I got to work, the first thing I did was take a shit. Right after I was done and I was rinsing my hands off another fellow walked in. He entered my shit cloud. HA HA!
We need to make a stronger effort to exploit the weak. Man, I should work for some big evil corporation that produces a product that kills millions of people.
You remember when I said I was growing my nails out, right? Well I cracked one the other day. Yeah, I know, "Oh no, I cracked a nail." But seriously I did, and it looks goofy with half a nail sitting here. I might have to bite it off.
You know what's gross to think of? The sweaty, nasty, inflamed tissue around an infected scrotum. Ew, you're sick.
Well I managed to make it one posting without using the word nigger. Nope I just blew that.
I tried to end this posting on a funny note, but I couldn't think of anything. So Fuck You!
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