Notes and Quotes

Is anyone else concerned that Joe Paterno is going to drop dead on the field at some point?

Does anyone know what name Sean Combs is going by these days? Hopefully he will be called Deceased real soon.

I like to play video games in my underwear. Just thought I'd let you know that. Can you deal with that, huh?

I think that if you watch the music video for 'Turbo Lover' by Judas Priest, and you really listen to the lyrics, it is clear that Rob Halford may have been gay. But, it's still one of my favorite Judas Priest songs.

Have you ever sneezed and afterward your arm hurt really bad? And you think you're having a heart attack or something. What the fuck is that?

Or have you sneezed and shit a little in your pants? Nothing noticeable, just enough to worry you. Maybe even smell it like a bad fart. I'm sure you have.

Since we're talking about shit, you know what really sucks? When you're wiping your ass and your finger breaks through the toilet paper and your finger almost goes up you asshole. I know everyone has done that. What's the first thing you do when that happens? You look at your finger. You wanna know if you have any shit on it before you proceed. That's why I like to bite my nails. I don't want fecal particles festering underneath my nails. Fuck that! Oh, and if you look at your finger and you don't see anything on it, you sniff it don't you. Sure you do. Why? Because you're a sick motherfucker that's why! But it's OK, I am too.