I just had a dilemma in the shitter. You know how I've mentioned I like to use the bigger of the 2 shitter stalls at work, right? Well someone just blew it up before I went in there. So I had a decision to make. Use the shitter with the shit cloud, or use the shitter that makes my junk touch the bowl. I chose the smaller of the 2. I can make sure my junk doesn't make contact by paying extra attention, I ain't sitting in no man's shit cloud.
Plus while I was in there, some other dude came in and had to use the other stall. HAHA. Shit cloud shit cloud. He was one of these fags that has to flush the toilet the entire time he shits to cover up the sound of him shitting. What a homo. Just shit like a man. Pretend you have a cock and balls. I'm in there shitting, you came in to shit, that's what the shitters are there for. No one will laugh at you for shitting.We will only make fun of you if you flush the goddamn toilet 4 or 5 times before you wipe your ass!
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