OK, time for another Top 10 List. This is a list of the Top 10 Sports Figures we can do without.
- Bruce Jenner - Too much plastic surgery. He looks like a broad now. And speaking of broads, aren't his step-daughters, the Kardashians some hot pieces of ass?! Too bad they like the black cock.
- Alex Rodriguez - OK, I wrote this originally before the most recent world series, but he didn't make that big of a difference, so let's pay this guy loads of money to FUCK UP every season. Madonna Fucker!!
- Joe Sackic - How does one of the best hockey players ever break his fingers in a "snow blower incident"?
- Peyton Manning - Hello, I speak like Forest, Forest Gump. I threw a pass to Jen-nay.
- Elisha (Eli) Manning - I'm Peyton's retarded little brother, ha ha. *Ding* Waffles!!
- Johnny Damon - The biggest traitor in recent MLB history. The city of Boston should cut his balls off!
- Stephon Marbury - Why hasn't this man been killed by any of his team mates yet?
- Terrell Owens - Just like Skip Bayless says, he is Team Obliterator. And as much I hate the fucking Cowboys I'd hate to see him tear another team (Buffalo Bills) apart. Fucking Nigger.
- Ian Thorpe - Hey Thorpedo! Go home, you're Michael Phelps' bitch now. Maybe you should smoke a little green too, ya asshole!
- "Macho Man" Randy Savage - He wouldn't even be on the list if he hadn't put out a rap album. And a shitty rap album at that. Just another lame white guy now.
Honorable mention
- New York Yankees - Fuck the entire team of these over-paid pussy losers. Maybe Team Obliterator should join the Yankees. Fuck their whole world up.
- Ed Hochuli - Or Ed Cockuli as I like to call him. If this ref fucks up another big call, we might have to kill him.
- Tiger Woods - Originally I had Mike Brown in this slot, but my Cincinnati Bengals are doing well right now and I don't want to jinx it. HAHA, good bye Gatorade, who's next? I hope the pussy was worth it you douche bag!
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