My girlfriend has a neighbor, we'll call him "Hep Head Bob", and the guy can be a drunken asshole sometimes. One day when I have explosive diarrhea I want to bend over in front of his front door and blow liquid shit all over his front door and porch. Or knock first and wait until he opens the door. Blow liquid shit all over his feet. Fuck That Guy! On a side note, I'd also like to shit on the windshield of his car.
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