Remember when I said I wanted to shit on "Hep Head Bob's" front door? Well I also thought it would be funny to piss on his door in freezing weather. Try to freeze his door shut. Or just piss on his porch and let it freeze. Then tell him there is someone giving out free beer to people with food stamps. He would come running out and hit that frozen piss. That would be outstanding! Watching him slip and fall. I'd laugh and say "That nigga got broke!" He's white but I'd still call him a nigga. He'd start cussing and he'd threaten to pour a beer on someone. What a bitch. What a bitch ass sucka ass nigga.
And on the topic of "Hep Head Bob", he has told us about how he has fallen on some hard times in the past. Well I am willing to bet that he has committed a few gay acts in his day. Either for drugs or money, or both for that matter. I am also willing to bet that he knows how to suck a dick better than most women. He's probably given a few "Rusty Trombones" in his day as well. I just want to go up to him and ask him how much he charged to let a guy fuck him in the ass? I think he probably really got hepatitis from either a used syringe or unprotected butt sex. Cowboy butt sex. He was trying to make a few butt babies. He needed some milk for his chocolate factory, if you know what I mean?
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