Now, another thing we all have in common is when driving to a store that's in a strip mall sort of environment, we have to let people walk in front of us. So they can get from the stores to their cars in the parking lot. I think this aggravates a lot of people. You have to drive & stop, drive & stop, let some people cross, drive and stop. I on the other hand enjoy letting people past. Especially the women. I'm not doing it to be courteous either. I'm checking out their asses. If I have my windows up I holler at them too. Not with my windows, just when they're up. i don't want them to hear me, they might realize how big of a creep I really am. I just want to admire them from afar. Hey it could be worse. I'm not beating off in my car or anything.

OK, here is another gripe for you. My "Kirk" stories have me on the grocery store topics now. Have you ever been looking for a parking spot, and you find one, but as you whip into the spot you realize it's part of the cart corral. That pisses me off to no end. How about you? One of these days I'd like to see someone park there anyway. Just leave the back half of their car sticking out. Especially if it was a truck. I'd throw my cart in the bed of it. No one is going to out smart ass me.

Also, have you seen some of the cretins that work at grocery stores? Some of these folks should not be involved in the food business at all. Although if you positioned them on the ice cream aisle it may deter people from buying ice cream when they don't need it. Like someone smokes 8 bong hits and they can't stop thinking about ice cream. But then I bet the ice cream company assholes would get mad at that. Anyways, these people are probably lucky to be working at all. They aren't severely retarded I guess. My brother worked for a local grocery store for about a day and a half. I was like, "Way to stick with it there numb nuts", but now I'm happy for him. I guess he took a step in the right direction. But he's still a peckerhead. Basically to be honest with you, at this point, I don't know what I'm saying. I'm not sure what the point is that I'm trying to make.

More Grocery Store Shenanigans

Since I'm in the mood now, let me tell you about another Kroger related adventure that Kirk and I had. Same setting, we got piss drunk at Applebees and we were looking for some alcohol. We were checking out the Pucker selection when we decided to taste test the different flavors. After trying them all we decided to go shopping while we passed the bottle of Apple Pucker back and forth drinking it through the store. When we got to the register, Kirk put the bottle on the counter and actually had the balls to ask the cashier, "Since the bottle is half empty can I get it half priced?" The poor guy didn't know what to say. It was great. The next time we went in they had special caps on all of the bottle so we couldn't open them up. Ahh, those pricks.