A Story and Question

OK, I have a little story to tell you, because based on the story I have a question to ask. A guy I used to work with, we'll call him "Rob" had a friend that was gay. I can't remember the guy's name so we'll call him "Lance". So the story goes, "Lance" is at a bar and he starts talking to another guy. He decides to leave with this other guy and his 2 friends. They end up pulling over on the side of the highway, and telling him "We're gonna kick your ass you fag." They set him up, they just wanted to beat the shit out of a gay guy. So "Lance" tells them, "Your in luck, the only thing I love to do more than suck cock is fight!" So "Lance" beats the shit out of all 3 guys and takes the dude's car back to pick up his own car and leaves them stranded.

Now my question is this; What did the straight guy say to "Lance" to get him to leave with 3 strange men? Did he say, "Hey, you come home with me and my friends and maybe we will run a choo choo train on each other."I'm just saying he had to have a really good offer on the table. Maybe he said, "You got one cock and 2 balls, hey there's three of us. That works out great." Me not being gay myself, I don't know what an alluring offer would be. Maybe he promised him an all male bukkake session. I have no clue people!!

This is just a picture of Steven Tyler's daughter Liv Tyler. I thought I'd include it here because she is hot and I like to look at her. It isn't the best picture of her, but it was the first one I found. By accident. Enjoy.

More Steven Tyler

Here he is. King Steven on stage. Actually he is on a catwalk or something that extends from Aerosmith's stage setup. He fell from here a few months ago and got his ass broke. Apparently they had sound troubles and Steven being the best front man ever decided to entertain the crowd by himself while the problem was fixed. Watch him fall here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uXRTWuk3XM

As much as I hate to say it. I find his very funny.

Tyler Quit!?

Could it be true?!?!?! Steven Tyler has left Aerosmith? I can't believe that. They've been making records since 1973 they've been to hell and back, twice. Joe Perry and Brad Whitford left the band years ago in the late 70s but they came back. They were all young then too. But now Tyler is 61 and I have no idea what he could be thinking. The band pretty much has to be done at this point. But I've heard that he has some projects lined up (sneakers, cologne, etc.). Also one report that I read said the band would be looking for a new singer. What? How do you replace Steven Tyler after almost 40 years. The answer is simply this: You Don't. This sucks. Aerosmith is one of the reasons I got involved in music. I feel like I just got punched in the stomach.