Here it is. like I said I would. Good old G.W.

You should go wash your mouth out with a revolver.

Got Change for a Dime?

I came across these pics one the Internet. Dimebag Darrell was a cool motherfucker and I miss him. I will always miss him. In the top photo he is on the far left, and his bother Vinnie is on the far right. Look at the difference in the bottom photo. What a beast!

R.I.P. Dime

Here is a stupid assumption. - Just because a guy is big it means he can fight. That is dumb to me. Lots of big guys rely on people just being afraid of their size, but they're harmless. As a matter of fact I know a fairly large guy that thinks he is a bad ass, but he can only pick on little people. If you actually stand up to this guy, he is a pussy. A big, sloppy, floppy Pussy. However, some big guys will fucking kill you.

Guns Don't Kill People

You know, I've never really been a gun person and neither has my dad, but ever since Obama became president he has felt it was necessary to carry a gun. Or a firearm as I like to call them. The idea of my dad with a firearm just blows my mind. I imagine him buying the biggest gun he can find and going to a firing range, and shooting the gun, but when it kicks back, it smacks him in the head and knocks him out. Damn, I'd pay to see that happen.

Since it's Almost That Time of Year

Here is something that pisses me off. Greeting cards during Christmas time that say "Happy Holidays" or "Season's Greetings". If you can't say "Merry Christmas", then Fuck You, you fuckin' Jew. Fucking bitchy Jews have found a way to ruin Christmas. It wasn't bad enough that they killed the man whose birthday we celebrate at Christmas time, but now we can't even say Merry Christmas anymore? Fuck these motherfucking Jews and come to think of it, fuck these niggers that fuck up Christmas by celebrating Kwanza. Go wash your mouth out with a glass of AIDS infected semen you cocksuckers. Oh yeah, and have a Merry Fucking Christmas!

President Bush is Funny

A while ago my dad sent me this video via email that had (at the time) President Bush speaking at the U.N. or something like that, and there is a guy doing a voice over when Bush talks. He did a pretty good bush impression too. Anyway, he is talking shit to these 2 towel heads and the last line is classic. He says to one of the guys, "Why don't you go wash your mouth out with a Revolver?" That is a classic line. That is the best viral video I have seen in a long time. So me and a buddy of mine, we'll call him "Lomas" like to sit around and come up with other things to wash your mouth out with. I come up with the good ones, he comes up with the lame ones. Here is what I have so far. Wash your mouth out with an Uzi, wash your mouth out with a Road Flare, wash your mouth out with a Harpoon Gun, wash your mouth out with some Semtex, wash your mouth out with Rusty Razor Blades, wash your mouth out with Kwik Crete, wash your mouth out with an M-80, wash your mouth out with a Used Syringe, wash your mouth out with a Light Sabre, wash your mouth out with a Jackhammer, wash your mouth out with a Jigsaw. Not bad if I do say so myself.

I am going to try to get that video up some time soon if I can.

Ringo Starr is a Dick

Have you heard or seen this video of that loser Ringo Starr saying that he will no longer sign or read fan mail, he will no longer sign autographs after October 20th. He says Peace & Love, Peace & Love too many times!! This guy is such a fucking moron. He should be thankful anybody still wants anything to do with him. And he is basically going to say FUCK OFF to the people that still like him?!?! Fuck That Guy! He is lucky he was ever in the Beatles. What did he contribute? Pete Best was kicked out/left the band at the last minute and Ringo Shithead got the job. I doubt it will ever happen, but if he were to read this, I have a special message for him; Peace & Love Fuck Off you miserable, limey douche bag cocksucker, Peace & Love.

The Infamous Chainsaw Story

This one time when "Kirk" and I went to our favorite bar to get ossified, we found a chainsaw when we were leaving. There it was just sitting there. In the back of a pickup truck with a load of freshly cut firewood. So anyways, "Kirk" gets excited and wants to take it. I think it's a bad idea. I tell him that I am going to get in my car, start it up and leave. So he throws the chainsaw into the back of my car and we leave. We get back to his place and fire it up. It's 1 or 2 in the morning and we're fucking around with a chainsaw outside. So, we have the chainsaw running, but the chain won't move. What a bust! So I say to "Kirk that we need to scare the shit out of his roommate "Bryan". He was like "No I can't do that, I live with the guy." I said "I don't, so give me the chainsaw." I go up to "Bryan's" room and kick the door open. I had the hall light on so all he saw was a black silhouette coming at him with a chainsaw. I kept revving up the chainsaw as a ran towards him. Ren, ren, reeeen!!! I almost literally scared the shit out of him. It was awesome. Then the next day "Kirk" and I realized that the chain break was on and all we had to do was move it back about an inch and we would have been in full mayhem mode! We were just too drunk to realize it. I guess that may have been a good thing. Now that was the infamous chainsaw story!!

Fun With the Internet

Below is a link to one of the most awesome internet tools I have ever come across. You can change the voices and make these people say anything you want!! Try it. It's fun as hell!!

http://www.oddcast.com/home/demos/tts/tts_example.php?sitepal