I kinda like this pic of Obama. It's cool, it pokes a little fun at him, and it does it without being overly racist. Hey, read my shit, you know I don't have a problem with racism, but you have to be creative about it too. You see all these stupid Obama pics that have to do with watermelons, and fried chicken, and food stamps. All kinds of Obama nigger jokes and shit. That's too easy. I can go around saying "Obama is a nigger, yay!!" But where is the creativity in that? There isn't any. So...smoke up people. And use your fucking creativity for crying out loud!!

Sight For Sore Eyes

I saw this video online the other day of a guy jerking off into some chick's eyes. I was nearly appalled by this. How much did they have to pay her for her to let them cum in her eyes? I'll admit it, I have watched some twisted shit online, and I don't mind if you cum in a girl, on a girl, one her head, face, hair, ass, back, feet, legs, stomach, veejay, hands, in her mouth, but I draw the fucking line at In Her Eyes. It was terrible, she just held her eyes open. I almost couldn't watch it.

I was involved with something like this once. I had this girlfriend that didn't like to get cum in her mouth. She was all prissy about it. So to give her some practice she wanted me to bang her like normal, but when I was about to cum she wanted me to scoot up and put my dick in her mouth and just blow my load. It was easier for her that way because she also didn't like to suck dick either. So in essence she had to do no work this way, imagine that. Anyway, I approaching that point and as I try to scoot up my left foot slips off the bed and I start to fall and my aim goes up and to the right. I shot that first big rope into her left eye. I felt so awful. But at the same time I was in the middle of an orgasm, so I didn't know what to do. I just kept jerking my cock while I apologized the whole time. Her eye got pink and a little puffy. It was all irritated looking. I really felt bad. She was cool, and realized if she wasn't so prissy all the time it wouldn't have happened. So basically I'm saying it was her fault. I don't feel bad about it anymore, in fact I think it's quite funny. And I hope you do too!

Hey we all know Dr. Phil is full of shit. He isn't even really a Doctor, is he? Probably not. I but I do love looking at this goofy motherfucker. So I am probably the one that needs help. But I can live with that.

Hey folks, just trying to help keep everyone healthy.

What the....?

I recently did some laundry and I was getting dressed the other day, and I grabbed a pair of clean underwear from my hamper. That's right, my clean shit is still in the hamper. I just happened to pull out one of my very few pairs of tighty whiteys. So I go to put them on and the whole front is ripped out of them!! I'm staring at the undies wondering what the fuck happened? So I put them on anyway just for a goof. They felt pretty good. It was like going commando up front, but I still had enough on my butt to keep shit stains out of my jeans. Ha!