HUH?

Fuck cripples, I don't talk about them much. Fuck cripples and fuck the handicapped. It's bullshit that you get your own parking spots. If you're that fucked up, maybe you shouldn't be driving. You retarded ass bullshit artist motherfuckers.

My girlfriends son once said he wanted to cut a racoon's head off and fuck it's body. What a sick twisted wigger motherfucker.

Hey guys, did you ever wonder what happens when your girlfriend/wife goes goes to a "Tupperware" party? Well now you know. Don't believe me? If your woman hosts the party, check the dish washer afterwards. Hell, put up some hidden cameras if you can. I wonder where they were putting that big black one on the bottom shelf? Eeew!

On The Road Again

Shhh don't tell anybody, but I love to ROAD RAGE. I love yelling and screaming at motherfuckers when I'm rolling around. If I had a firearm of some sort, that would be fantastic! I'd be capping motherfuckers left and right. WORD to the steering wheel! Better stay the fuck out of the way of my machine. Or you might get god damned gunned down.

More Anger

Here is something that pisses me off. When people don't use the correct form of the words There/Their/They're. OK, it's real simple. THERE shows that it is a place or location. "It was sitting over THERE." Now, THEIR shows possession. "That dog is THEIR dog." OK, last one, THEY'RE is a contraction of the words They and Are. It's easy. "THEY'RE coming with us." Does that clear it up any? Alright, one last example, this time it will combine all 3! "THEY'RE taking THEIR belongings over THERE." Easy. It's easy necca, it's easy!

In case you haven't noticed I'm throwing these Motivational Posters at you today. I love these fucking things.

This is a pretty good one too. I've only seen it once, so I grabbed it to show it off!!

I don't think I have to say much about this one. You either like it and agree or you don't.

This is so horrible on a few different levels, but I like it. Besides, chances are that neither of these guys put those bruises on the woman's face. It's just funnier that way, assuming the guy with the big macho goatee did. Hey, she's still hot even with the bruises. Big titties and everything. I'd let her play with my balls.