I think that with the release of the new Windows software we are going to be seeing a lot of this in our futures.

10 Sports Figures We Can Do WITHOUT

OK, time for another Top 10 List. This is a list of the Top 10 Sports Figures we can do without.

1. Bruce Jenner - Too much plastic surgery. He looks like a broad now. And speaking of broads, aren't his step-daughters, the Kardashians some hot pieces of ass?! Too bad they like the black cock.
2. Alex Rodriguez - OK, I wrote this originally before the most recent world series, but he didn't make that big of a difference, so let's pay this guy loads of money to FUCK UP every season. Madonna Fucker!!
3. Joe Sackic - How does one of the best hockey players ever break his fingers in a "snow blower incident"?
4. Peyton Manning - Hello, I speak like Forest, Forest Gump. I threw a pass to Jen-nay.
5. Elisha (Eli) Manning - I'm Peyton's retarded little brother, ha ha. *Ding* Waffles!!
6. Johnny Damon - The biggest traitor in recent MLB history. The city of Boston should cut his balls off!
7. Stephon Marbury - Why hasn't this man been killed by any of his team mates yet?
8. Terrell Owens - Just like Skip Bayless says, he is Team Obliterator. And as much I hate the fucking Cowboys I'd hate to see him tear another team (Buffalo Bills) apart. Fucking Nigger.
9. Ian Thorpe - Hey Thorpedo! Go home, you're Michael Phelps' bitch now. Maybe you should smoke a little green too, ya asshole!
10. "Macho Man" Randy Savage - He wouldn't even be on the list if he hadn't put out a rap album. And a shitty rap album at that. Just another lame white guy now.

Honorable mention

• New York Yankees - Fuck the entire team of these over-paid pussy losers. Maybe Team Obliterator should join the Yankees. Fuck their whole world up.
• Ed Hochuli - Or Ed Cockuli as I like to call him. If this ref fucks up another big call, we might have to kill him.
• Tiger Woods - Originally I had Mike Brown in this slot, but my Cincinnati Bengals are doing well right now and I don't want to jinx it. HAHA, good bye Gatorade, who's next? I hope the pussy was worth it you douche bag!

Heads Up

Anyone out there brew their own beer? I am really into that, and it's pretty damn fun. The best part is when you actually get to drink it after the long process. If anyone else out there is into brewing their own beer drop me a line. I'd love to hear some stories and exchange tips and so forth. Cool.

Check this out, this is Carrot Top. The comedian that uses stupid props. He is a monster! He isn't very funny anymore, but he looks like he could kick my ass so I won't make fun of him. But he should really pull his pants up. We don't need to see his manscaped fire bush.

Earlier I mentioned two (2) important things. One, my fondness of road rage, and two, my hatred towards Jews for ruining Christmas. I wish I could road rage on some big nosed Jew bastards. Just roll up on one of them in their Benz and unload a sawed off shot gun at them. I don't necessarily want to kill them, but I would like to seriously fuck them up. Then make them eat some unkosher meats. And on a side note, why would a Jew drive a Mercedes-Benz? Aren't they German cars? Hey, fuck them, they killed Jesus!

Just thought I'd give you folks something to think about. The top picture is kinda weak, but I like the one below it with the Wilford Brimley photo shop action. It's pretty funny.

WOO HOO!!

Isn't this the most bad ass game ever?! And if you look, the characters on the cover of Contra were definitely modeled after Commando and Rambo. Two of my favorite movies and video game on the same picture. This is awesome!

The Boy Next Door

My girlfriend has a neighbor, we'll call him "Hep Head Bob", and the guy can be a drunken asshole sometimes. One day when I have explosive diarrhea I want to bend over in front of his front door and blow liquid shit all over his front door and porch. Or knock first and wait until he opens the door. Blow liquid shit all over his feet. Fuck That Guy! On a side note, I'd also like to shit on the windshield of his car.

What up, Dog?!

This is fucking hilarious, Cool Dog. I love these fucking motivational posters. I am hoping to get more of them up in a special posting. Plus the little cartoon with the Bad Dog is funny too!

Strangely now I am hungry, but I don't know why......

Smoke Crack?

Here is something fun to try, get a bag of crack (not sure how to do this part) and put it on the ground. Then take a shit on it. Have your friends shit on it too. Then let some black crack head dig through the shit to get the crack. After he finds it, hit him with a stun gun and call him a nigger as you take the crack from him. Then push his face in the shit and take the crack. Seriously, try it!