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Thursday, January 14, 2010

Funny Title With "Retard" In It

I know it's sick, but I love watching retards fight. However it ends up, everybody wins. They drool on each other and when they cuss, it's amazing! I love, love, love that shit.

On a related subject, back when I was in High School, I went to a career center to study Automotive Repair. Well this dude named "Tony" and I got there earlier than most of the other guys, so we would sit at the same table every day and shoot the shit. Well one day this low-functioning individual wanders over and sits at our table. No big deal. I feel he is harmless, he just stares at us kinda funny, that's all. Never says a damn word though. A few weeks go by then a month or two, still he never talks. So one day "Tony" is running his mouth and I say "SHIT!" As in bullshit, I'm calling bullshit on his comment. And the low-functioning guy decides to say it too. In his retard voice he says "SHIT!" "Tony" and I were stunned, this fucker sits with us for almost two months and then finally says something and it's an obscenity. But it was funny as hell! For the rest of the school year he would contribute to all of our conversations. He would add a "SHIT!" whenever he felt it was necessary. Eventually we would just say stupid stuff to him to hear him say "SHIT!" It was great. "Hey, I'm gonna rip your arm off and beat you with it." "SHIT!" I wonder if this tardy tard ever went home and cussed at his parents? They probably would have locked him back up in his closet. Because that's what happens to some of these people. Human beings get locked in closets and shit. It's terrible. Imagine a grown human being forced into a small confined area, possibly littered with feces, and it's only because they aren't fully developed mentally. These parents ought to be slowly tortured to death. I don't care how you do it as long as they suffer. I love retards. There, I said it.

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