OK, I've said this before. I am from Ohio and I am a Cincinnati Bengals fan. And if you follow the NFL at all, you may know that they made it to the playoffs this year and lost in the first round. Well, two years ago for Christmas my mom got me this cool orange and black Bengals hoodie. It's cool as shit. The hood is orange and has the six blacks stripes like their helmets do. So when I have me hood on, it's a mock helmet for me. Again, I live in Ohio so it's FUCKING COLD this time of year and I wear the hoodie everywhere. I am so fucking sick of people, for one thing asking me, "Oh, are you a Bengals fan?" No I'm not, I just really want to fuck a tiger so I'm settling for this hoodie until an opportunity presents itself. After I answer that question they follow it up with, "I'll bet you're pissed that they lost, aren't you?" What else could my answer be other than "Yes I am"? Should I say, "No, I've been a Bengals fan for 29 years now and I've bled and cried orange and black for 29 years now, but when they finally fucking make it back to the fucking playoffs I uncharacteristically start rooting for the other fucking team. So I'm happy they lost." I wish I had a taser or a stun gun or something. I'd zap some reality into these fuckfaces. Some people just really need to get a fucking clue. YES, I'M PISSED.
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