Cruisin' in a Cruiser

One of the best parts of working at a Ford dealership was a rare opportunity to drive Police Cruisers around. It feels so empowering. Maybe that's why I drive a Crown Victoria now. But when you are in an Interceptor, people know you're there. I was cruising up the interstate and everyone around me slowed to exactly 65mph. That sucked. After I navigated my way through everyone, I opened that bitch up. I was doing 100mph in no time and it was cool and smooth as shit! I learned to work the lights, sirens and P.A. I know all about them things. Then one time I had one and I noticed that the service shotgun was still in the car. I called a guy over and he looked at it and said it was loaded even! Good thing it was locked up though. Oh, wait the key was on the same key ring as the ignition key. So I could have went somewhere and shot someone, put the gun back and no one would have ever known. I'm telling you, the police cruisers are cool fucking machines!!