Jaguar?

The other day I was at the Thrift Store and I saw a black guy wearing a service/maintenance uniform shirt and I swear his name was Jaguar. By the way, yes, I like to go thrifting. For one you never know what you'll find even if you find something you'll never use, you will more than likely buy something. And secondly I find it soothing. It's calming for me. So there you go. Anyways I think his name was Jaguar, like the animal. And I thought "Wow, only a black guy could pull that off." Seriously, that's my point. If you saw a black guy and his name was Jaguar, you'd think "Hey, that's a fucking cool name." If you saw a white guy named Jaguar you'd think "Wow what a douche bag. What a lame white asshole. How do you get a name like Jaguar?" That's what you'd say isn't it? I would if I was black. I'd change my name to Jaguar. I'd be a cool muthafucka!