Wanna know something about babies? Most of them are ugly, some of them even grow up to be uglier! And they stink. They are noisy, stinky, ugly little fuckers and it's time people accept this. When I see a little puppy I go "Awww, I want a dog now too." When I see a baby I say, "Get that fucking thing away from me." But one thing I have always wanted to do is punt an infant. Shh don't tell anyone that. Boot it right into a trash can.