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Monday, July 26, 2010

Did He Really Just Say That?

Ever heard the phrase "All up in his grill"? Or other variations like "All up in your face" "All up in your grill piece" "All up in your mouthpiece" any or all variations on the above basically. Well this past football season my girlfriend and I were listening to a Pittsburgh Steelers game on Sirius. We have to listen to their games because we live in Ohio, not Pennsylvania. Anyways, the Steelers have these radio announcers that are fucking stupid. Of course, it's easy for me to say that because I'm a Bengals fan, but my girlfriend agrees. They say some of the most retarded stuff I've ever heard. Sometimes I have trouble believing they are even watching the same game as each other. So back to the story. We're listening and the Steeler's defense was able to get a good deal of pressure on the opponent's QB. After the play one of the announcers says, "He was all up in that guy's mustache!" I said "What?!" All up in that guy's mustache? What a fucking tool. Hopefully one of these days Heinz Field will collapse and those two jack offs will be inside when it happens. With any luck, Hines Ward and/or Ben Rapelisberger will be in there too. Or maybe the whole team, while they play the Ravens or Browns. Just implode the whole goddamn thing. Gee, that sure would be wonderful.

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