Double Jointed Jive

Do you guys know anyone who's double jointed? In any way? I'm not just talking about guys that can blow themselves or women that can pin their legs behind their heads and shove their fists up their own asses. Don't get me wrong, that's cool, but not exactly what I'm talking about. I mean any double joint. Isn't it some of the weirdest shit? My left thumb is double jointed and it used to creep people out when I was in school (especially the girls) because it makes my thumb look broken or something. Of course over the course of my lifetime thus far 3 major things have almost eliminated my ability to do it. First of all, at a young age, I became a video game dork, something to this day I still consider myself. Next I began working on cars for a living. And I also started playing guitar. So my hands are almost too big and too strong to do it. Which sucks. But if you've got some spare time, and patience, and a high thresh hold for pain, you too could be double jointed. All you need in addition to the above requirements is a HAMMER. Self mutilation in other words. Beating yourself with a hammer is way cooler than tattoos or piercings. Haven't you heard yet? It's all the rage!