This may be something for you sports fans out there, but still entertaining to read even if you're not. Either way, I'd love this to happen. I thought this up when I was a little hammered the other night. Wouldn't it be great if Al Michaels could give color commentary while you were getting (or giving for you ladies out there) a blowjob? To me that would be fantastic. I love listening to Al calling the football games on Sunday night, he's my favorite. So naturally I think he'd be awesome at announcing a blowjob too. My blowjob. Just imagine the things he would say. And he might need someone to work with so we'll throw Cris Collinsworth in there too as his sidekick. Al would be like "She's one of the best ball handlers I've seen in a while. She can really work the shaft too! We've seen him like this before, it appears he's getting close to climaxing." Then when the moment comes (excuse the pun) "Oh my, what an eruption! Rope after rope just came spraying out everywhere!" Wouldn't that be awesome!? "Cris, that was one for the ages, what a physically draining 7 minutes of hot action." "She looks like a melted candle for sure out there, Al. The clean up crew have their work cut out for them tonight!"
That would be cool as shit wouldn't it? Or if not Al Michaels, maybe that asshole that does the voice over on 'Worlds Scariest Police Chases' that guy would be a good one too. Imagine that bitchy voice of his, "our featured whore is really working the dong when out of nowhere a load of jizz is launched into the stratosphere with great force!" That guy would be my runner up.
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