Is That a Wig?

OK fellas, I have something I need to share with you guys. The other day at work, this black chick had one of the funkiest hair cuts I have ever seen. It was so weird, it's hard to describe, but I'm gonna try! And on a side note, yes, I would have taken a picture if I could have. Words may not serve it justice. So here goes. Imagine in your mind a mullet. A black shiny mullet, but about 3/4 of the way up, it's not just straight hair, it's ropes that wrap around the head. At least it looks like ropes, or cake frosting. you know how they always put a bead of frosting around the edges of a cake? That's what it looked like. Except it was like 4 or 5 "rings" around her head. Got that so far? A black shiny mullet with "frosting rings" around the top part. Then at the very top was just silly ribbon looking shit. Kinda like when you take a straight piece of ribbon and run scissors along the length of it and it causes the ribbon to curl. That's at the very top. So we've got a mullet with 4 or 5 frosting "ropes or rings" around the top 1/4 and then ribbon curls at the very top. And it's all black and shiny like it's soaked in Afro-Sheen or some shit. Hell. That shit sounds cool, it might catch on and sweep the nation. Of course if that did happen I'd have to kill each and everyone of you guys out of love and respect. So, CHEERS!