Ever notice how your first fart after sex always smells horrible? Or is it just me? I could go all day long passing air biscuits that have no scent. None, no smell at all. But as I'm laying there in my relaxed post-coital state, I get that feeling. And I think to myself "I've been holding this back since I was getting a blowjob. I think now is a safe time to let it go." So I lift one cheek and let it slip out. If you're like me and you have a box fan blowing right you, as soon as the fart leaves my asshole the smell is in my face. It's all up in my mustache! And believe me it's bad. It smells like someone took a shit on a dead cat. Why is that?
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