Special...Uh...Delivery?

Did you hear about the 2 women in Joplin, Mo. (this past December) that got pulled over for speeding and when the car was searched, the troopers found 20 pounds of pot, marijuana, weed, ganje, chiba, dope, grass, Mary Jane, funk, funny stuff, grefa, gunney, Indian hay, wacky tobacky, bo-bo, cannabis, chronic, well you get the picture. Anyway, some of it was wrapped up like Christmas gifts. Someone didn't get what they asked Santa for, for Christmas. But, oh well, if that's all you want for Christmas, you're probably a loser anyways.