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Monday, September 6, 2010

The Burning Returning

Once again we will visit a few topics that are 'Burning" me like Jim Rome.
  • Gas Station Stereos - What is up with these motherfuckers that leave their stereos blasting while they are at the gas station? It's usually black people, but even when it's white people it's always rap. I had to listen to fucking "music" that was loud and proclaiming YOU'S A BITCH NIGGA YOU'S A BITCH NIGGA YOU'S A BITCH NIGGA YOU'S A BITCH NIGGA over and over again. STOP THAT SHIT, it pisses me off.
  • ATM Lanuage - Why are there 3 languages at my ATMS now? And what fucking language is "Sii Wado"? It means continue I guess, but what fucking language is it? "Continuar" I know is Spanish, but what the fuck is the other one?
  • Finding Money - Yes, I hate finding money. Because it's usually my money I find. Except for a few bucks here or there it's usually my money I find. Oh look a $20 bill, now I have $40! Oh no, it was my twenty, I still only have $20.
  • Crowns - Why do people call Crayons, crowns? Seriously, why? Cray-On. How do you get crown out of that? Are you not able to read correctly? That can be fixed. But so can your face if I have to punch you. Stop it! They're CRAY-ONS
  • White Pants - I hate when women wear white pants and you can see through them, but they get mad if you stare. Don't wear them then. You walk by and I can tell what color your fucking panties are and I'm not supposed to check you out? Then wear a fucking burqa you tease!

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