I D.A.R.E.You

Years ago when I was in my early 20's I used to get into a lot of shit A LOT OF SHIT! Usually my buddy "Kirk" was involved with this shit too. And one night he and I hit up happy hour at Applebee's and got loaded. Then we went to his place to hang out. His goofy roommate had recently bought a can of air duster and we decided to play with it. So basically we huffed like half the can for fun. While we were still drunk. Then we went to my place and I happened to have like 3 hits left in a pipe (weed) in my bedroom, so we finished that off. Next I went to my freezer where I almost always had a bottle of Bacardi 151 spiced rum and we mixed it 50/50 with generic Cherry Coke and we smashed 32oz cups of that shit! At some point later that night I remembered that back in the 5th grade I won a D.A.R.E. award. I thought, "My, my, haven't I come a long way?" That night I had a D.A.R.E. moment.