A Real Nail Biter...

Here's something fucked up I realized the other day. I have no idea how long my fingernails should be. You see, I'm a chronic masturb....... I mean, nail biter and I am trying to let my nails grow out. So far I have both my thumbs nails and the nail on my right pointer finger coming in nicely as well. So the nail on my left thumb (the first I grew out) got pretty long and I wasn't sure if it was too long or not. And I thought, "Imagine that, I'm almost 30 years old and I have no idea what an appropriate length for my nails are." Plus now the thing interferes when I'm texting or getting on motherfucking Facebook from my phone. So I just want to bite the fucker off! But I'm going to make a serious attempt to grow out all 10 of my nails. Even if I have to do it one nail at a time. And my fingers are all jacked up now. I have progressed from just nail biting to chewing the skin off too. And the fingertip areas on my left and look dry and peeling too because I've started playing guitar more lately now that I have my (Gibson) Les Paul at my place. In other words, my hands are OK, but my fingers are gross. And they have a lot of red tissue looking fleshy areas exposed as well. So those places are all stingy and shit. But you know what? I can fucking take it 'coz I'm a real man, bro!