A Simple Solution

I was thinking the other day about the state of our country and I came up with a way to solve a few problems in one blow.

1. Unemployment rate
2. Out of work black people
3. Out of control white kids

It's hard enough finding a job right now, and I'm white. I'd imagine it may be harder if you're black. And I'm sure most people are fed up with the out of control white kids these days. No one wants to spank their kids anymore. No one wants to discipline their children at all and that's just lazy bullshit. Now, my dad isn't my favorite person, but he rarely had to get physical with me because he had voice control over me. We both knew when or if I was doing something wrong, no questions asked. My mom didn't have that. But she didn't have a problem with spanking me either. In fact I still remember the last time I was whipped by my mom. She was using her hand and I laughed. She turned around, grabbed a hair brush and used that. FUCK! After that all she had to do was ask, "Do I have to get the hair brush?" even if I didn't know what it was that I was doing wrong I'd sit idle for 5 - 10 minutes. Fuck that hair brush. So anyway, my idea is to hire black men to beat these white kids. they get jobs out of it, that helps the rate of unemployment, and maybe it'll settle these fucking untrained children down. "Do you want me to call in the black man? I didn't think so. Now settle down you little fuck." If my parents threatened me with a beating from a black guy, I'd straighten the fuck up!