Another Stupid List

Here is my list of coolest Current T.V. Characters.

1. Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs - He's the baddest T.V. character ever!
2. Very Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo - He is the next in line to succeed Gibbs when he retires.
3. Lois Griffin - Because I have a thing for hot red head cartoon characters. Like Ariel from the Little Mermaid.
4. Mary Shannon - Ever watched In Plain Sight? She's the reason I do. Such a badass chick!
5. Dr. Gregory House - If I was a doctor, I'd want to be like him. He's biggest coolest dickhead ever.
6. Barney Stinson - Neil Patrick Harris is a cool dude and the life he breathes into Barney is just amazing. I love that character.
7. Frylock - He is a floating carton of french fries that shoots lasers from his eyes. Need I say more?
8. The Mythbusters Crew - If I could switch jobs with anyone it would be either Adam, Jaime, Tory, or Grant. But not Kari 'cause she's a girl. No questions asked.
9. Patrick Jane - If you haven't watched the Mentalist yet, try it. I'm 80% sure you'll like it. He's the main reason.
10. Supervisory Special Agent Derek Morgan - He is the muscle and heart of the Criminal Minds FBI BAU. Bottom Line.
11. Charlie Harper - I'm glad Charlie Sheen found a role he's good at. Mainly because it's actually him. But he's definitely my biggest role model.
12. Jeremy Wade - He isn't a character he's an actual person, and this motherfucker can catch some motherfucking radical catfish.
13. Special Agent G. Callen - If anyone is going to star in a west coast version of NCIS I'm glad it's him.
14. Special Agent Sam Hannah - The only person I'd want as Callen's partner. Plus he's played by LL Cool J.
15. Special Agent Seeley Booth - I think I have a thing for special agents, but whatever. Booth is a good catholic man's man. And I wanna see him bang Bones.
16. Dr. Temperance "Bones" Brennan - Even though she is so literal and that annoys the fuck out of everyone, I'd still like to see her and Booth hook up at some point.
17. Jeff Bingham - He's another man's man, and he reminds me of myself.
18. Nick Stokes - The only CSI character good enough to make my list. He is cool and he's been with the show for a while. He's the only reason I watch the original.
19. Dr. Raymond Langston - I was mistaken. He is also on the original CSI and I dig him too. I like seeing him and Nick Stokes solve crimes together.
20. Al Michaels - Ok he isn't a character either, but he is on T.V. and I am a huge fan of his. If you read my story about have color commentary while receiving a BJ you'd know this already.