Have you seen this Sandra Lee on the fucking food network? She looks like a younger, hotter Marg Helgenberger form the original CSI: Crime Scene Investigation T.V. show. You know, the one on Thursday nights on CBS, just before the Mentalist. It sucks that I know all of this programming bullshit. But Sandra Lee, hmm. I call her Sandy. Not really I just saw her for the first time the other day. But she was hot. In fact, I have no idea what she was cooking, but if she asked me to eat it off her ass, I would have. And that's the end of my story.