WORD!

Alright, we're gonna talk about words now. No intro, no lead in. I'm just gonna jump right in it. Have you ever noticed the word SPEECH is spelled with 2 Es but the word SPEAK is spelled with an EA? Aren't these words very similar in what they represent? Isn't that fucking stupid? Why would we do that? No wonder people have trouble learning to read in this country. And there's another one by the way, READ. I can't READ (sounds like REED) very well. But I already READ (sounds like RED) that book. Why are they spelled the same way? And we bitch because illegals don't learn how to speak English? You try teaching them the difference. I work with a guy who goes by the name Monte (sounds like MONTY). And for some reason the black people we work with can't pronounce the T and they call him Monny, at least that's how it sounds, you know? So I'm like you should go by MUNTE so when they leave the T out it sounds like they're calling you Munny (sounds like money). Then they could be like "What up, Munny?!" And why is it the blacks can't pronounce their Ts but the change Ds to Ts? You know what I mean? "Man, this sandwich is goot!" No, No, you mean gooD. Why is that so difficult for black people? Something I've been doing lately when I cuss is add the word "sticks" to the end of it. So instead of saying "Aw shit!" I'm saying "Aw shit sticks!" It sounds funnier to me that way. Also it sounds less abrasive that way. Kinda like "fiddle sticks" which is actually how I adapted the phrase to begin with. I was trying to stop cussing and instead of saying "fuck" I'd say "fudge" or "fiddle sticks" but that sounded kinda gay after a while so I started saying "fuck sticks" which shouldn't be confused with "fuckstick". I'm saying "fuck sticks", that's two words, "fuckstick" the name you call someone is one word. And along we move without transition. Next time you're listening to music try to replace two syllable words like baby, honey, mama, child (words like that) with the words nigger, nigga, or negro. Guarantee you it'll liven up that song a little bit. Unless you're listening to rap, then they probably already use those words anyway. This is especially easy to do if you're listening to David Lee Roth, ORIGINAL VanHalen, or anything Zakk Wylde sings. But any 2 syllabled noun like, but not limited to, the above words can be replaced and it is funny. I know you're gonna try it. Go ahead, I do it. Just don't sing it out loud if you're near black people or overly sensitive white people. Have you seen that shit? White people who get offended by nigger? Now, I'm not saying it's OK to say, but why would a white person get offended by nigger? We (white people) made it up to degrade people, now even we're offended by it? It isn't offensive to us, it's guilt. White people feeling guilty. But I don't feel a fuck stick bit guilty. Keep on keeping on my niggas!