How old is too old to date an 18 year old?


Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Random Thoughts

Do you ever just fucking hate somebody? For no reason perhaps? Maybe you have a reason, but it's petty and stupid, so what. Fuck 'em. You should just beat the fuck out of that person and tell them that you hate them the entire time. Then when you're done and they ask why, just tell them your shitty reason. Fuck 'em if it doesn't make sense. That will teach them to fuck with your emotions. Make them think twice the next time around.

Check this out, this is funny as shit. The other day, on the Internet, I saw a woman doing a chicken in the egg chute with a vibrator. Yeah a vibrator in the egg chute!! This world is fucked!!

Here is something that I've been saying to people that piss me off. "Do you want to borrow my credit card, so you can go rent a hotel room so you can hang yourself in the closet? So housekeeping finds your retarded ass?"
HA!
Need I say more?
They forgot to label a section, 'Jizz All Over Here'.
I saved this picture back before Christmas to show everyone, but I can't remember why I saved it. Apparently they are smelling each other's panties. That's kinda hot I guess.
Just one of the many reasons I fucking love beer!!
Ain't it the fucking truth!!