Hey Let's Celebrate!!

It's a bit late in the year to bring this up, but it's time to celebrate. 2010 marks the 30th Anniversary of a few legendary albums for Rock/Metal. The one album that initially brought this to my attention was Judas Priest's 'British Steel' and I got to thinking, AC/DC's 'Back in Black' came out in 1980 also. So I checked and these other albums also came out in 1980; Iron Maiden's 'Iron Maiden', Motorhead's 'Ace of Spades', Black Sabbath's 1st post Ozzy record 'Heaven and Hell', and Ozzy's first post Sabbath solo record 'Blizzard of Ozz'. And to top it all off, I was born in 1980 as well. So I think it's safe to say 1980 (the year) produced a lot of cool shit. Me included. Well, I'm not just some random shit, but you know what I mean. Alright, so from now on, for the rest of the year, celebrate with me. Raise a toast to Priest, AC/DC, Maiden, Motorhead, Ozzy and Black Sabbath and anyone else that left their monumental mark on the music bizz in 1980. CHEERS!

I Can't Fight This (nagging) Feeling Anymore

Have any of you folks out there ever been in the mood to listen to something specific, but you aren't sure what it is? Do you know what I mean? Like there's one CD that you really want to listen to, but when you go to get it off your CD rack you just can't seem to figure out which one is burning in your head so bad. I fucking hate that, don't you? Or does this just happen to me? Usually it's something I haven't listened to in a while. Like recently I read Slash's book - again and another Guns N' Roses book called 'Reckless Road' - again, so I listened to all of my Guns N' Roses CDs over and over, but something was missing. It was like I was just listening to background music or something. That should not happen when I listen to GN'R. So I scoured my CD collection looking for that one nagging disc that just wouldn't let me be. I thought that I found it. Eventually I came across a pink CD that jumped out at me. It was the New York Dolls' debut album 'New York Dolls'. So I grabbed it and thought I was done with my search, but after listening to it several times that nagging is back. FUCK! What now? Guess I'll just have to wait and see what happens. Maybe I should listen to a Spin Doctors CD. Yeah right!

He's Our Family Guuuuyyyy!

You know, the more I watch Family Guy, the more I figure Adam West must be a pretty cool motherfucker. Besides the fact that he was the original Batman he also voices Mayor Adam West on Family Guy. And if you've seen the show, one might wonder how he became a mayor in the first place. Because they make him look like a fool sometimes, don't they? Other times he looks like a dumb ass. But seriously, how many other celebrities would do that? Not many I'm sure. Also I'm sure a lot would say yes, but when it came time to produce they come up with some bullshit reason why they couldn't do it. Maybe I'm wrong but I doubt it. Although I bet Brad Pitt would do it, if Angelina Jolie would let him. She'd shoot that idea down faster than I shoot down helicopters on Battlefield Bad Company 2. Hugh Laurie was on there as House. That was cool. It combined two of my favorite T.V. shows. Also a picture of Mark Harmon was used once as well, that was cool too. I love NCIS. Uhh, what was I talking about? Oh yes, praise Adam West. And kudos to Hugh Laurie, Mark Harmon, and Brad Pitt.

T.O. Update

As of the time I'm writing this piece (not sure when it would actually get posted) I am just now finding out that T.O. Terrell Owens has signed a one year deal with the Cincinnati Bengals. I am excited and terrified all at the same time with this. The spectrum of possible outcomes is frightening. We could see Ochocinco & T.O. be the best WR duo of the season or we could watch T.O. single handedly tear the Bengals apart and everything in between is possible as well. But Carson Palmer was wanting T.O. in Cincy, so I'll trust him. As T.O. once said, "That's my quarterback!" Except I'm not crying .......yet. We'll see at the end of the season how I'm doing and pass judgement then.

Once again I have just went to the laundromat and cut the same knuckle, in the same place, on presumably the piece of equipment. I have to assume it was the same piece of equipment because I don't know when or how I do it. I just look at my hand and, oh look, a flap of skin is hanging off my knuckle. I have no idea how it even happens.

I'm Going To Ask You One Question

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I Call It the Way I See It

This may be something for you sports fans out there, but still entertaining to read even if you're not. Either way, I'd love this to happen. I thought this up when I was a little hammered the other night. Wouldn't it be great if Al Michaels could give color commentary while you were getting (or giving for you ladies out there) a blowjob? To me that would be fantastic. I love listening to Al calling the football games on Sunday night, he's my favorite. So naturally I think he'd be awesome at announcing a blowjob too. My blowjob. Just imagine the things he would say. And he might need someone to work with so we'll throw Cris Collinsworth in there too as his sidekick. Al would be like "She's one of the best ball handlers I've seen in a while. She can really work the shaft too! We've seen him like this before, it appears he's getting close to climaxing." Then when the moment comes (excuse the pun) "Oh my, what an eruption! Rope after rope just came spraying out everywhere!" Wouldn't that be awesome!? "Cris, that was one for the ages, what a physically draining 7 minutes of hot action." "She looks like a melted candle for sure out there, Al. The clean up crew have their work cut out for them tonight!"

That would be cool as shit wouldn't it? Or if not Al Michaels, maybe that asshole that does the voice over on 'Worlds Scariest Police Chases' that guy would be a good one too. Imagine that bitchy voice of his, "our featured whore is really working the dong when out of nowhere a load of jizz is launched into the stratosphere with great force!" That guy would be my runner up.

Time for Bold Print (But No Reason for It.)

So does this ever happen to you non-smokers out there? My girlfriend loves to invite people over and go outside to smoke, leaving me alone with the person. Most of the time it's friends so it doesn't matter too much. Plus a lot of our friends smoke too so everyone goes outside to smoke. That's cool though. Even though I get left inside like I'm some kind of leper or something. But quiet time by myself is something I enjoy. Occasionally some of these people I am not very acquainted with and they don't smoke. So when I'm left alone inside with them, there is some awkwardness. Like one of us wants to say something but neither of us really knows what to say. It's worse than my 'when I'm watching football' complaint because football isn't always on to grasp my attention. Oh and by the way, if you're a close enough friend that you know about this blog, and actually read it. I'm not talking about you.